Portland Parking Problems

I believe the title is an alliteration......Anyway, I cannot deal with the people of portland and their parking issues. There are enough people here now from big cities (where they know how to park) I do not understand what is so complicated about pulling into a parking spot. I just watched a car try to get into a spot big enough for an 18-wheeler and pull out because they thought they could not fit. One of these days i am going to grab someone by their collar and pull them out of their car and park it!! Or we could just move onto idea two. They should make cars that have tires that turn sideways. That way someone could pull up to a spot and just pull in sideways and not have to deal with the parking. I can teach you how to park, you just have to ask. Love, blake

is the pope dead yet?

i am very tired of every new news story beating us to death. First it was all things schiavo now the pope. My girlfriend is pissed because the story is going to dominate the cover of her "people" magazine. I have to be honest, i do not even know what the pope does or what he is good for. Is he the catholic direct link to god? Why is he such a good pope. Did he ever mess with little boys. If the pope is so special, why can they just elect another one when he dies?

March 31
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I complain all the time. I have often argued that i need my own radio show to be able to spew all my complaints. I would name it friend or foe. Every day we would have a topic. One day it could be "mandals" the next could be the war in iraq. Who knows? Anyway, you would call in and if we agreed you would be my "friend" If we disagreed however, you would be my foe and i would heckle you and then hang up on you. Now i do not have to have the radio show thanks to the wonderful world of computers. Viva la rant!!!